The Real Constitution of the United States

The Real Constitution of the United States

Thomas Allen

The following is a constitution that most of the politicians and bureaucrats in Washington wish that we have and often act as though we have. This constitution would be satirical if the politicians and bureaucrats in the federal government were not acting as though it was real.

The Real Constitution of the United States

Art. 1. The United States is a consolidated empire whose purpose is to spread democracy and equality throughout the world and across the planet.

Section 1. Congress.
Art. 2. Congress shall consist of a House of Representatives, whose members shall serve a term of two years, and a Senate, whose members shall serve a term of six years.

Art. 3. Congress shall raise revenue from whatever sources and by whatever means that it considers appropriate for the general welfare, as Congress defines it, for the President’s wars to spread democracy and equality throughout the world and across the planet, for the promotion of Zionism and the protection of Israel, for buying votes, and for whatever other things on which Congress wants to spend money.

Art. 4. Congress shall regulate commerce, as defined by Congress, for the benefit of its favorites, especially multinational corporations, which Congress shall subsidize and provide unlimited favors at the expense of the taxpayers and the inhabitants of the United States and the world.

Art. 5. Congress shall not restrict the immigration of nonwhites, but it shall restrict and otherwise discourage White Christians entering the United States.

Art. 6. Congress shall develop and authorize whatever is necessary to spy on the people of the United States in the name of keeping them safe, as Congress defines safety, and to encourage them to spy on each other, and the President shall implement such programs without restraint.

Art. 7. Congress shall enact civil rights laws to grant special rights, privileges, and immunities to nonwhites, sexual deviates, communists, Jews, Muslims, and such other groups provided Congress grants no special rights, privileges, and immunities to Whites or Christians. To the contrary, Congress shall restrict the rights, privileges, and immunities of Whites and Christians.

Art. 8. Congress shall encourage and provide for the annihilation of everything Southern and Confederate, and the President and the courts of the United States shall execute such laws with alacrity and vigor.

Art. 9. Congress shall prohibit humor and shall provide for the torturous death of anyone who ridicules Congress or a member of Congress or who reveals an unwanted truth about a member of Congress.

Art. 10. Congress shall provide for the punishment of any White whom a nonwhite accuses of “racism” or whom a Jew accuses of “antisemitism.” Proving that the accused is not a racist or antisemite is no defense; the accused must prove that no nonwhite or Jew has accused him.

Art. 11. Congress shall control education such that all pupils shall attend a school that indoctrinates them in worshiping the state and in the virtues of nonwhites, democracy, equality, Israel, and Zionism.

Art. 12. Congress shall declare what medical treatments and systems are acceptable and what medical treatments and systems are forbidden.

Art. 13. Congress shall regulate elections and fix the qualifications of electors. However, Congress shall not prohibit the dead from voting, provided the dead vote for the correct candidate.

Art. 14. Congress may remove the President or any judge for cause, as Congress defines cause.

Art. 15. Congress may do whatever else it wants to do without restraint.

Section 2. President.
Art. 16. The President shall be elected by popular vote for a term of four years.

Art. 17. The President shall execute the laws enacted by Congress with which he agrees.

Art. 18. The President may execute the powers of Congress when Congress fails to do so to the satisfaction of the President.

Art. 19. The President shall be the commander-in-chief of the armed forces and shall have absolute war-making powers.

Art. 20. During a war, the President may arrest any person in the United States for whatever reason and imprison such person indefinitely without any due process.

Art.  21. The President shall be solely responsible for the foreign policy of the United States.

Art. 22. The President shall spread democracy and equality throughout the world and across the planet and shall promote Zionism and the protection of Israel; to achieve this goal, the President shall use the armed forces. The President shall defend Israel to the last American.

Art. 23. The President shall have absolute treaty-making powers.

Art. 24. The President may do whatever else he wants to do without restraint.

Section 3. The Courts.
Art. 25. The courts of the United States shall consist of a Supreme Court and such inferior courts that Congress may establish.

Art. 26. Judges of the courts of the United States shall serve for life unless removed by Congress for cause.

Art. 27. The courts of the United States shall interpret the laws enacted by Congress and the States to expand the powers of the United States government.

Art. 28. The courts of the United States may void any State law that they dislike.

Art. 29. The courts of the United States shall draw Congressional and State legislative districts to suit the party that is the most statist.

Art. 30. Judges of the courts of the United States may spit in the faces of the States and their representatives, either individually or collectively and either figuratively or literally.

Art. 31. The courts of the United States may ignore the will of the people and run State and local governments as they desire and not as the people desire.

Art. 32. The courts of the United States may add to the laws enacted by Congress if they find such laws deficient.

Art. 33. The courts of the United States may revise or even void laws enacted by Congress or a State if they disagree with the law.

Art. 34. The courts of the United States may impose their predilection regardless of the facts of the case or the law.

Art. 35. The courts of the United States need not limit their rulings to the case before them, but they may use it to legislate.

Art. 36. A ruling by the Supreme Court shall be final and beyond question unless the Supreme Court later changes the ruling.

Art. 37. The Supreme Court may do whatever else it wants to do without restraint.

Section 4. The Bureaucracy

Art. 38. Bureaucrats are above the law and are the law.

Art 39. Nothing that the Congress, the President, or the federal courts enact, degree, direct, or order applies to the bureaucrats.

Art. 40. Bureaucrats may enact, enforce, and judge bureaucratic edicts;

Art. 41. Bureaucrats have absolute immunity from all their actions and inactions.

Section 5. The States.

Art. 42. The States shall be administrative districts of the United States government and shall do whatever Congress or the courts of the United States order them to do.

Art. 43. The States shall have such powers and authorities that Congress condescends to grant them provided the courts of the United States do not object.

Art. 44. The States shall have no rights except what the courts of the United States condescend to give them.

Section 6. The People.

Art. 45. The people shall have such rights, privileges, and immunities that the courts of the United States and Congress condescend to grant them.

Art. 46. The people shall have such duties as Congress imposes on them.

Art. 47. Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall do everything possible to promote paranoia, hysteria, terror, and fear among the people to inspire and encourage the people to surrender ever more power and wealth to the government as the representative of the state, that is to the ruling elite that controls the state and runs the government.

Art. 48.  Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall do everything possible to genocide the White race and turn the United States into a nonwhite country.

Section 7. Religion.

Art. 49. The official religion of the United States is statism. The people shall look to the state as represented by the government of the United States to provide for their needs, safety, security, and everything else; therefore, they shall do homage to the state and worship it.

Art. 50. The people may practice any other religion provided it does not interfere with the worship of the state.

Art. 51. Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall ensure that Jews, Muslims, and practitioners of other religions and their theologies have preference to Christians and Christianity.

Art. 52. Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall discriminate against Christians and Christianity.

Section 8. Reserve Clause.

Art. 53. Congress, the President, or the courts of the United States shall take no action against the people who really control the government of the United States, i.e., the ruling elite. On the contrary, the ruling elite is above the law, and Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall do everything that they can to transfer ever more wealth and power to the ruling elite and to enslave all the inhabitants of the United States to them.

Art. 54. In spite of anything in this Constitution to the contrary, the ruling elite retains all powers. Congress, the President, and the courts of the United States shall do whatever the ruling elite orders them to do.

Copyright © 2022 by Thomas Coley Allen.

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