Section 1. Congress.
Art. 2. Congress shall consist of a House of Representatives, whose members shall serve a term of two years, and a Senate, whose members shall serve a term of six years.
Art. 3. Congress shall raise revenue from whatever sources and by whatever means that it considers appropriate for the general welfare, as Congress defines it, for the President’s wars to spread democracy and equality throughout the world and across the planet, for the promotion of Zionism and the protection of Israel, for buying votes, and for whatever other things on which Congress wants to spend money.
Art. 4. Congress shall regulate commerce, as defined by Congress, for the benefit of its favorites, especially multinational corporations, which Congress shall subsidize and provide unlimited favors at the expense of the taxpayers and the inhabitants of the United States and the world.
Art. 5. Congress shall not restrict the immigration of nonwhites, but it shall restrict and otherwise discourage White Christians entering the United States.
Art. 6. Congress shall develop and authorize whatever is necessary to spy on the people of the United States in the name of keeping them safe, as Congress defines safety, and to encourage them to spy on each other, and the President shall implement such programs without restraint.
Art. 7. Congress shall enact civil rights laws to grant special rights, privileges, and immunities to nonwhites, sexual deviates, communists, Jews, Muslims, and such other groups provided Congress grants no special rights, privileges, and immunities to Whites or Christians. To the contrary, Congress shall restrict the rights, privileges, and immunities of Whites and Christians.
Art. 8. Congress shall encourage and provide for the annihilation of everything Southern and Confederate, and the President and the courts of the United States shall execute such laws with alacrity and vigor.
Art. 9. Congress shall prohibit humor and shall provide for the torturous death of anyone who ridicules Congress or a member of Congress or who reveals an unwanted truth about a member of Congress.
Art. 10. Congress shall provide for the punishment of any White whom a nonwhite accuses of “racism” or whom a Jew accuses of “antisemitism.” Proving that the accused is not a racist or antisemite is no defense; the accused must prove that no nonwhite or Jew has accused him.
Art. 11. Congress shall control education such that all pupils shall attend a school that indoctrinates them in worshiping the state and in the virtues of nonwhites, democracy, equality, Israel, and Zionism.
Art. 12. Congress shall declare what medical treatments and systems are acceptable and what medical treatments and systems are forbidden.
Art. 13. Congress shall regulate elections and fix the qualifications of electors. However, Congress shall not prohibit the dead from voting, provided the dead vote for the correct candidate.
Art. 14. Congress may remove the President or any judge for cause, as Congress defines cause.
Art. 15. Congress may do whatever else it wants to do without restraint.
Section 2. President.
Art. 16. The President shall be elected by popular vote for a term of four years.
Art. 17. The President shall execute the laws enacted by Congress with which he agrees.
Art. 18. The President may execute the powers of Congress when Congress fails to do so to the satisfaction of the President.
Art. 19. The President shall be the commander-in-chief of the armed forces and shall have absolute war-making powers.
Art. 20. During a war, the President may arrest any person in the United States for whatever reason and imprison such person indefinitely without any due process.
Art. 21. The President shall be solely responsible for the foreign policy of the United States.
Art. 22. The President shall spread democracy and equality throughout the world and across the planet and shall promote Zionism and the protection of Israel; to achieve this goal, the President shall use the armed forces. The President shall defend Israel to the last American.
Art. 23. The President shall have absolute treaty-making powers.
Art. 24. The President may do whatever else he wants to do without restraint.
Section 3. The Courts.
Art. 25. The courts of the United States shall consist of a Supreme Court and such inferior courts that Congress may establish.
Art. 26. Judges of the courts of the United States shall serve for life unless removed by Congress for cause.
Art. 27. The courts of the United States shall interpret the laws enacted by Congress and the States to expand the powers of the United States government.
Art. 28. The courts of the United States may void any State law that they dislike.
Art. 29. The courts of the United States shall draw Congressional and State legislative districts to suit the party that is the most statist.
Art. 30. Judges of the courts of the United States may spit in the faces of the States and their representatives, either individually or collectively and either figuratively or literally.
Art. 31. The courts of the United States may ignore the will of the people and run State and local governments as they desire and not as the people desire.
Art. 32. The courts of the United States may add to the laws enacted by Congress if they find such laws deficient.
Art. 33. The courts of the United States may revise or even void laws enacted by Congress or a State if they disagree with the law.
Art. 34. The courts of the United States may impose their predilection regardless of the facts of the case or the law.
Art. 35. The courts of the United States need not limit their rulings to the case before them, but they may use it to legislate.
Art. 36. A ruling by the Supreme Court shall be final and beyond question unless the Supreme Court later changes the ruling.
Art. 37. The Supreme Court may do whatever else it wants to do without restraint.